I've never really been attracted to bums, although they are nice to grope once in a while. Aside from that, I'm not really bothered. I mean, who wants to be attracted to the part where you fart? Boobs, legs, arms, eyes, smile, hair, cheeks. I can understand that. Bum? That's like knees, they never look good.

My bum is pretty meh, although apparently someone out there likes it.