View Poll Results: Would you eat cooked and prepared human meat?

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  • Yes, it might taste good.

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  • No, that's disgusting.

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  • If my life depended on it.

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Thread: Would you eat a human?

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    it's not fun, don't do it Moon Rabbits's Avatar
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    Default Would you eat a human?

    The panda thread reminded me of a question one of my friends posed a few weeks ago. Basically, he asked me if I would eat human meat if it were cooked and prepared and the person had died of natural causes and had no qualms with their remains being eaten. The only response I could come up with was only if my life depended on it, but more than one person in the room replied that they would indeed eat human meat just for the experience.

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    I'll admit I'm somewhat curious, but I'm not a morbid disgusting bastard either.

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    Umm... no. I think people are disgusting.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Momiji View Post
    I'll admit I'm somewhat curious, but I'm not a morbid disgusting bastard either.
    Yeah, a surprising amount of people whom I've asked this question said they'd do it out of pure curiosity.

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    I dunno.

    Yes if I was starving and had nothing else to eat.

    If it was on like a menu at some weird restaurant, I'd prolly try to convince other's to want to eat it first because then if they tried it, I'd try it and I wouldn't look like the freak.

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    If the person lived a completely healthy life and there was absolutely no danger in doing so, yes, I would consume human meat.

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    No. I hear they're stringy.

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    Eating any animal the ingests meat as part of its diet is pretty disgusting.

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    I doubt it. I mean before we invented stuff the only reason we survived is probably because we tasted bad.

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    I was the only one who clicked yes?????

    Now I feel trashy. It really wouldn't bother me. I've eaten everything else.

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    I clicked yes so Koko would feel trashy with me.

    And if I didn't know them and they died of natural causes, then yeah, maybe.

    But I think human would be kinda stringy...
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    Hypothetical question is too hypothetical!

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    Yeah, maybe. If I knew I wouldn't die from it myself. I don't think it would taste too good, but the thought would make me vomit anyway. A wasted exercise, but maybe one day...

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    Nuh uh nope never. Cannibalism doesn't fly with me.
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    I think in Transmetropolitan (a graphic novel set in the future) there's a billboard advertising cloned human meat. I guess if there was a time where humans were being cloned just for meat I would try it.

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