So I rammed my foot into a doorstop at the library today TRYING TO THROW AWAY MY TRASH like a conscientious person.
Apparently the library doesn't have a first-aid kit. Luckily, one of the workers had brought her own bandaids (batman), so after I sopped up the blood in the bathroom and limped back, I applied a blue-headed bruce wayne to my foot.
So now I think I need to do some campaigning to get the library to get a first aid kit. I mean, what if someone got hurt worse than that? Or had an asthma attack or whatever. Sat on a bee in front of a computer terminal?
Been hurt lately? Alternatively, been in a library lately?