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    Quote Originally Posted by leader of mortals View Post
    And I am overweight, suffer from back pain, have high blood pressure, and I have tight hamstrings.
    Thanks, in that one sentence you've given me enough information that I don't have to worry about finding a comeback when you make fun of me ever again

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rye View Post
    I'm delighted that I've never felt that way from a doctor's visits. I refuse to pee in a cup, I've not needed to get a womanly exam, even when I got my birth control (and really won't need one until I'm 21.) I care about my dignity, tbqf. D:
    How'd you manage that one? Go under the table or something? Thought physicals were a requirement in order to get birth control.

    Oh well.

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    Quote Originally Posted by rubah View Post
    Is a checkup for testicular cancer as dehumanizing as getting your vajayjay spread open by the inverse of a metal clamp and lubricated rubber gloves prodding you on the inside?
    Jesus I hated that does this hurt *prod* YES!
    If I turn my back I'm defenceless, and to go blindly seems senseless.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Goldenboko View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by leader of mortals View Post
    And I am overweight, suffer from back pain, have high blood pressure, and I have tight hamstrings.
    Thanks, in that one sentence you've given me enough information that I don't have to worry about finding a comeback when you make fun of me ever again
    So what you are gonna say something like...

    "HAHA you are overweight so you need to work out and walk but you cant walk because of back pain and later in life your knees are gonna go to hell and you are gonna die from hypertension"

    ...You're a bitch

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    When I went for my first pap, I thought I'd feel totally humiliated but I didn't. In fact, it tickled, and I started giggling. I had to pee in a cup for that and then I got my birth control at the end!

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    Quote Originally Posted by rubah View Post
    Is a checkup for testicular cancer as dehumanizing as getting your vajayjay spread open by the inverse of a metal clamp and lubricated rubber gloves prodding you on the inside?
    No one will ever do that to me.
    Last edited by Marshall Banana; 08-30-2008 at 04:31 AM.

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    I feel violated just reading this thread. I'm with Peegee, I'd rather have cancer than be poked and prodded like that.
    The messenger is standing at the gate
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    Too late for whispers
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    The past is mercy
    When the future is aglow

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    I was getting a circumcision 6 months ago, and just before that the doctor suddenly grabbed them and said "Okay, so you don't have cancer! Good for you!"


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    Year 7-10.

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    My last check-up by BoB and Yams was pretty humiliating :/
    FOA

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bunny View Post
    when the doctor told me to "turn around, bend over, and spread 'em" as if it were a casual request a friend would make.
    I had this experience when I had my first medical exam...

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    my last check up was about two years ago when i still had medical the last time i went to the dentist was when one my fillings disintegrated
    I like chocolate!! No matter what flavor you get, you can always taste the broken dreams!

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