Did anyone read the OP? DUI is not the topic, guys! And Montoya didn't ask for opinions on his behaviour, either.

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So what adventure have you had recently?
I was at the birthday party of a 75 year old newly wed German professor who I did not know! The first thing he did to greet me was to empty his wallet and hand me all his money, about $60. It was pretty confusing as I didn't understand his explanation (it was in German). True story!