superpowers

[Momiji]

It's funny how everyone switched around their superpower of choice from last month's token 'which superpower do you wish you had' thread.

Since I used the hydrokinesis/aquamancy superpower last time, I'll try something different: I want to be able to manipulate the past, present, and future.

If I can't have that, being able put people to sleep and control their dreams would be awesome. I could put them in a state of eternal sleep with an endless nightmare. A fate worse than death. *maniacal laughter*

[Jiro]

I didn't switch, Pyrokinesis has been my favourite super power since I was a kid. It was rekindled (lol pun) after the third (?) X-Men movie, where that kid clicks to make fire appear. Awesome

[Big D]

Psychokinesis for me. Psychic manipulation of matter would enable everything from flying, to being virtually invulnerable, creating light and fire, and disaster relief or prevention. It'd be an extremely handy and diverse ability.

[DMKA]

I would like the ability to cure homosexuality.

[Shlup]

Next person to report DMKA's post gets five of their posts deleted! >:O

Let the man be as self-hating as he wants to be.

[DMKA]

Next person to report DMKA's post gets five of their posts deleted! >:O

Let the man be as self-hating as he wants to be.

xD

[Yamaneko]

Let the man be as self-hating as he wants to be.

Let the man be as self-hating as he wants to be.

Let the man be as self-hating as he wants to be.

Let the man be as self-hating as he wants to be.

Let the man be as self-hating as he wants to be.

Let the man be as self-hating as he wants to be.

[Coma]

The ability to have anything I want instantly microwaved to its proper temperature. God, I'd save hours at work (in a deli).

[Dolentrean]

..and breaking the fourth wall.

I did that the other day, my girlfriend was very confused when I turned to nothing and started giving my thoughts on what was going on.

[Jiro]

I didn't bother reporting DMKA, I assumed he's allowed to hate on himself like that

[scrumpleberry]

Xray Vision for those all important times where you absolutely have to see in the girls locker room.

"Mmm, boy, I'd sure love to get my hands on HER tibia!"

i lol'd

And to know every language.

Stole that off of me, betch


Yeah, same as last time: awesome purple lightning power, every language and enhanced physical abilities. And...and the power to speak to dragons and unicorns

[Big D]

And...and the power to speak to dragons and unicorns

:P Wouldn't that be a slightly redundant superpower, though? Since those animals don't exist? It'd be like that chap from the superhero spoof film who can turn invisible when no-one's looking at him...

[scrumpleberry]

Since those animals don't exist?

not as far as you know :mog:


No but srsly mythological cratures are awesome, and in some hypothetical universe or mebbe another planet spawned by human imagination where they do exist, I think mythological creature communication would be excellent

I like escapism too much I can't help it, it's brilliant!

[Roogle]

Clairvoyance is what I seek.

[rubah]

Clairvoyance is what I possess.

fix'd