In charge of a remake!

[ReloadPsi]

GoldenEye. The only things that would be changed would be a graphical overhaul because damn was that ugly, and voice acting added 'cause the movie GoldenEye had a great story and it'd be awesome to hear Sean Bean screaming at you as you chased him around the last level.

Oh plus maybe a couple of new missions, weapons and a few new multiplayer levels and characters, just your standard expansion pack stuff really. No smurfing vehicle sections with clunky controls added though. A lot of FPS games need to learn that vehicles are not the answer. Let's not ruin something good here.

Oh, and the music most definitely has to stay though, as do the gun sounds.

...actually you know what, also the option to smurfing punch Natalya in the face after her little "You shot Boris even though he pulled a gun on you, wah wah wah!" tantrum.

I remember having (most of) this conversation with you a while ago. You couldn't have been more right. Hell, all the voices used in the game were just stock samples off the same sound effects CDs used for DOOM, so much so that in the PSX port of DOOM, dying yielded the exact same scream as crushing a bad guy with a tank.

Didn't someone attempt a full blown mod of some other engine for this game, with the small print of "We'll just trust you not to use the jump button"?

Also, I have some vague recollection of hearing about VC and XBLA versions of this game getting boned by some copyright issues, meaning that by still owning an N64, I am better off than those with any "current" console that's allegedly gonna get all these old games ported over the internet.

Now excuse me while I hum/squeal the Dam theme.