I am a massive bitch.

There are few types of chat I enjoy more than some good bitchin': it helps you to get things out of your system and it's a very powerful bonding tool. I'm not a particularly mean person: I'm never dishonest with what I think about people to their faces (although I do employ tact and subtlety a lot more if I'm saying things to them) and it's also a useful method to appreciate people's positive values, not just saying nasty things about them. I will never pass anything on that I've been told not to, and I won't start skullskullskullskull for the sake of it. I'll stop people when they say things that are just plain nasty or untrue. Maybe massive was an exaggeration: I'm not the biggest bitch I know by any means. But I am one of only 2 people I know who will admit that they enjoy bitching.

So, EoFF, how about you? How much of a bitch are you? Who is the biggest bitch you know? What's your bitching style? Got any bitch related anecdotes? Juicy gossip? What's your view on bitching - am I a terrible person for being a bitch or do I just make good conversation?

Start typing, betches.