Okay me and my friend Leila were sitting in McDonalds having a yummy meal. When all of a sudden some weird bloke comes up to us and asks...

Weirdo - "I dance for you?"...
Me - "...what?!"
Weirdo -"I dance while you eat?"
*weirdo does a twirl and hits his bag on a pillar"
Me - "-__-... no thanks"
*guys runs away into bathroom"
Leila - "OMG DANIELLE!!! wtf I'm never coming out with you again, you attract all the weirdos OFMG!£%£!"

So tell me your stories of your acquaintances with weirdos! ^__^