I was in McDonald's one time, and this homeless lady was sitting a couple of tables away, facing directly at the wall. Every couple of minutes she'd loudly ask "Can I have a bit of your burger?", but not actually look at anyone while she said it, so nobody knew who she was talking to.

Another time I was waiting to cross the road at a set of traffic lights and I suddenly heard the squeal of a recorder (the instrument) in my ear. So I turned around to see this HUGE homeless guy wearing a big trenchcoat made out of chicken feathers or something. He had a guitar strapped to his back, but he was just blowing random notes on his recorder and it sounded terrible.

This other time I was walking down one of the busier streets in Auckland with a couple of friends quite late at night, when we walked past another homeless guy, almost not noticing that he was <i>taking a crap</i> in one of the planter boxes that line the street. That was one of the more disturbing things I've seen in my life.