WEIRDOS - Do you attract them?

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Another time I was waiting to cross the road at a set of traffic lights and I suddenly heard the squeal of a recorder (the instrument) in my ear. So I turned around to see this HUGE homeless guy wearing a big trenchcoat made out of chicken feathers or something. He had a guitar strapped to his back, but he was just blowing random notes on his recorder and it sounded terrible.

Maybe he thought he was a bird and was trying to attract a mate.

He looked as though he could've eaten enough chickens in one meal to make himself a coat out of the feathers.