I should have been gay...

[Moon Rabbits]

Women are seldom the aggressor. The end.

Your dilemma is not accurate. Girls simply will not (in general) (explicitly) announce their willingness to sex you up.

Yup. Usually it is the man who asks the girl out, is it not? This is not a problem for queer people, so generally I'd say it's a lot more obvious if they're wanting to jump your bones. Also, jump your bones is the best phrase EVER.

Incidentally, the Spartans that the movie 300 chronicles the events of were (supposedly) bisexual and totally hot for each other; made them fight better apparently. I think a bunch of Alexander The Great's men were meant to be like that too. Can't remember though.

I've always heard that Alexander the Great was just plain gay. Apparently he had a lot of under aged boy toys ._.;

Not that I'm homophobic, I just...don't want to get fondled by other men.

I know what you mean; once I knew a gay man who would inappropriately fondle straight men who didn't freakin' want him to. Made me sick. Hell, if a straight man does that to a woman who doesn't want him to, it's sexual harrassment, so how was that not?

No ... that guy is an idiot and that is mos def sexual harassment nonetheless.

As for the topic, I rarely run into gay men and because of this I'm hit on more often by women. Usually, I politely tell them I'm not interested ... although I've had to be a little more clear a few times. Once I told a girl to come back once she grew a penis because she would not leave me alone ; - ;

Whenever I'm on the bus or in a store or what have you and I notice a girl checking me out, I'm always reminded of that MC Hammer song ...

edit: I'd also like to point out that "buttsex" doesn't define gay sex as some of you seem to think~ Many gay men don't have anal sex at all.