"Sometimes i just feel so...emo. There I said it."
"Wait! I've got it! I just need to focus on the light of my life. My beacon of hope! Yes... That'll pull me right out of this funk! Why? Because that light is... a trick of fate? A microcosm of my world? The meaning of life? It's my PURPOSE! TIN PIN SLAMMER IS MY PURPOSE! I will be the greatest slammer that ever lived!"
"And more importantly, who thought that costume was OK? Guy's got a ram on his crotch. What is this, Freak Fashion Friday? Tin Pin, yours is a mysterious world..."
(Tin Pin, you are a trick of fate. A microcosm of my world... The meaning of life. ...Or something. Thank you, Lord! Today kicked ass. Please let tommorow be even sweeter than today! Thanks... Peace.)