They usually award a person the Darwin award if said person successfully (it's a success?) kills him/herself in a stupid manner.

I've not killed myself yet, but I have almost killed myself a few times.

- I wanted to set a bee nest on fire to get rid of the bees. However I was having problem with the lighter fluid (WD 40) catching on fire. So I tried a piece of paper as a source of fire that would sit long enough for the WD 40 spray to catch. Well, instead of catching, the fire continued to burn until I threw it away -- almost underneath the propane gas tank.

Yes really.

- One day years ago I was doing some computer repair / upgrades. I had the panel on the computer off, and had the pc booted up. I wanted to reboot the pc or something, so naturally I pulled the power supply to the HDD while the PC was powered on.

Yes really.

Sparks flew everywhere and the pc BSOD'd and shut down. No I didn't get the error message.