Anyway, shall we commence with the story?
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The Final Chapter - Paladin Cecil
After defeating the dastardly Scarmiglione, our Hero had reached the summit of Mt. Ordeals and supposedly gained unimaginable power! Strong enough to defeat Golbez right?
WRONG.
Viewers, our hero has become a WIMP, a SOFTY if you will ... let me explain.
After going along the Devil Road to Baron, he decided it was time to test this power on some cronies in a bar. His attack animation even looks cooler! But, to my surprise, it was less damage than when he was a follower of the Darkness.
So much less in fact, that I had died twice before even REACHING Yang. I even had to use a rare Hourglass on the Guards. Luckily Yang was a pushover. Hopefully this won't deter me in the Waterway!
Man, was I wrong. Fighting in the waterway was like beating the original Final Fantasy all over again! Pure luck! I gained 8 levels in one battle and was still having a hard time! IN THE BACK ROW.
Not to mention how much fun I had with this encounter!
Don't you just love attacks that can't miss? Ever?
I eventually reached Baron and made short work of Baigan--to my surprise.
( Seriously, I thought he was gonna be Hell. )
So now you guys must have come to the conclusion that "This is the last chapter because Paladin Cecil sucks?"
Well, to put it bluntly ... yeah.
No, not really, I haven't the slightest problem using a sucky Cecil, s'why I took up this challenge. So enough with the suspense, why is this the last chapter you say?
Before I tell you why, let me just do one thing real quick ... ... ...
GRAAAAHHHH!!!!
CAGNAZZO MAN IT'S CAGNAZZO!! Here I was minding my own business, using a pretty basic "Attack-til-he-dies, Cura-when-Necessary" Plan. It was going awesome and I had not a care in the world but then it happened. HE HAS A FREAKING
TURTLE DEFENSE FORM.
Have you even
heard of this blasphemy!?
Again, I wouldn't mind hitting 50 on him until he reverted back to his water wall, with the occasional 98 Damage Crit.
but Square did what I feared the most. They
DID it.
They did ....
THIS
THIS IS THE SUM OF ALL HATE IN THE EARTH.
Words cannot describe the utter crapload of, well, CRAP this is.
And so I conclude Cecil's fateful story, with the fall of a kingdom, and the death of
The World's ...
Last ...
Hope ...
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