Eyes on Plays Final Fantasy IV!

[Rantz]

Yeah, the mom bomb was pretty tough. I got it on the third try though.

[Del Murder]

Mom bomb was the hardest boss so far. I have pictures but I can't figure out how to get them from my phone to my computer.

So far I'm really enjoying the DS version. I hope they do this with all the SNES versions.

[Old Manus]

So I beat EvilWall first time



Well that was a disappointment.


Nas gets caught up in the moment and moons 50Cent and Rakim.



He takes the crystal too.


Back in the Dwarf Castle, it's plot twist time!




But first, we need to escape back to the overworld! Luckily, ChuckD is on hand with the solution.



No, LilKim, the correct question there is 'What?'


This calls for another 10 minute sequence on the ship where nothing really happens, that you can't skip. I haven't mentioned it before, but these scenes were getting so excessive that I felt the urge to bring it up.




From attaching a giant drill to an airship in order to get to the surface, the level of stupidity is pushed up a notch when we have to pray in order to make the Lunar Whale appear. What makes it all the more depressing is that this is probably going to work.




Well stone the crows!





Alright then.


Now it's time for the moon, or as I like to call it, the Star Wars segment of the game. This is the 16bit Death Star:




The Millenium Falcon:




The part where Obi-Wan dies:




And the part with everyone having a stupid name:




The legendary Lunar Whale cannot land anywhere with anything more than a few pebbles on the floor, meaning you have to walk pretty much everywhere.




Meanwhile on planet Earth, a Gundam Convention is about to go horribly wrong.




Q-Tip and Phife are also inexplicably revived. Unlike their musical careers.




2pac steels himself to try anal with the girl in front of him:




I'm not sure what she means by here




The four fiends aren't ones to miss out on the mass revival of all previously-dead characters either!




It turns out that Golbez is being controlled by the REAL bad guy. Yeah, nice try mate, just because we have you backed into a corner doesn't mean we're going to continue to believe your .




Except we do, of course, and Nas returns to conga us out of here.




Next stop: The end of the game!

[Heath]

More adventurin'





But only might, eh?



5 steps



3 steps



"Well, you take the Baron Expressway and take a right... or is it a left? You know, I'm not terribly sure myself. I don't suppose you have a World Map on you, do you?"



"No, I'm also good at filling unsightly gaps in the Character list."



"Damn! I was really hoping for four handsome guys!"

Things don't get any better for Edge. First family holiday in years and you know where they've picked?



Wales Hell.





"I mean, I'd always suspected that he was that way inclined but who could've known?"



"No, Edge, don't! We need to keep this a 12A!"



"Just like my good nephew Neville fought for Czechoslovakia!"



Gnomes seem to know even less about the human anatomy than I do.

Meanwhile, Edge reads my C.V. for me:



I don't really have a comment for this next screenshot, I just thought it was worth posting.

[Del Murder]

Wow a lot of screen shot walkthroughs!

Mom Bomb has been replaced with the Golbez fight after getting Rydia back. How the heck are you supposed to beat that guy with 2 characters? I can't Phoenix down Rosa because his next -ra spell just kills her. I wish I had the item that casts reflect. It would be so easy.

0/3 so far. If I use Cecil to Cura and Rydia to summon I can stay alive but I have no way to tell what his weakness changes to so I end up healing him.

[Roto13]

I got distracted, but I will get back to it today. xP

[Leeza]

Palom and Parom have been assigned to me.


Palom does a good job on the wall of fire.


Golbez


We meet up with Tellah.


Cecil tells Tellah about the loss of their friends.


Phew! Finally, a Save spot! That was quite an ordeal.


That save was just in time I see.


A Paladin at last.


Tellah remembers his lost spells.


Back to Level 1 for Cecil.


But leveling from 1 to 7 in one battle is pretty darn decent.


Cecil sure is puzzled about the mountain calling him its son. So am I actually.

[Old Manus]

Phew! Finally, a Save spot! That was quite an ordeal.

i c wat u did ther

[KoShiatar]

I like Yang's wife. She's the toughest woman in FF. Along with her frying pan, that is!


It's funny when you go around like this in Mysidia and the mages tell you things like "So that's the true splendor of the Paladin!"


Preparing Cecil to become a servant of Light. His Dark Knight equipment sells well.




Wow, nice toothpick.




Paladin Cecil is totally super incredibly cool! I'm in love already. Do you think Rosa would mind if I get in the competition?


More than the Drowned King, he looks like a tick man in this version of the game. Yeah. Cagnazzo the tick man. It sounds good, too.




Kain's just envious that Cecil looks so much better than him now.





No comment. O_o'


Troia's brothel is hotter than ever.


From the looks of it, going to bed fully dressed is in great fashion. Edward gives us a demonstration.


Dark elf doesn't speak in caps lock anymore. I miss it.


Since when Chocobos have learnt to talk? :P




Aaaw, poor Kain. é_é

[Rantz]

I've meant to ask for a while, I received an item called Rainbow Pudding ("An elusive delicacy") which sells for 100000 gil. What does it do and should I sell it?

[Blue Harvest]

Don't sell it! You need to give it to Namingway when he becomes Puddingway.

[Rantz]

He becomes Puddingway? That is more awesome than words can express.

[Lawr]

So the option of unfathomable riches, or giving it up to some Lunarian when he changes his name.

[black orb]

>>> That psp game is so beautiful..
the people who still play the old thing (like me) must feel so ashamed.

[Del Murder]

I finally beat that bozo Golbez by buying a bunch of Bestiary to find his weaknesses.