DISCLAIMER: All due respect to Necronopticous, I'm trying not to copy him, I just love doing Let's Plays

Welcome to Final Fantasy IV, where you will be following the story of Digimon's Stingmon:




And an as yet unidentified gender-neutral blond with minimal facial features.



I've only played this game briefly a good 5 years ago, and I didn't get too far, so hopefully this will be a learning experience.


Kicking off with Cecil, who I'm pretty sure is the main character, preparing for battle.




What a badass




This opening scene is getting too long



...is what my girlfriend cries during sex.


Kain, I remember this guy. His sprite looks like a starfish.




Getting control, I realise that my emulator sucks. This is a 2D game, for chrissakes. It can't be that complicated to render tables and chairs with a bit of transparency.




Oh yeah, team pic




This is Rosa, whom I am assuming is Cecil's wife or something




During my travels around the castle, Cecil starts hearing voices in his head.




Oh wait, It's just Brian Blessed.




Anyway next morning, we get rolling to somewhere I don't know because I skipped the opening scene



BAD BOYS FOR LIFE


Credits? I finished the game already?




Fooling around in town, I find some tall grass.




lol wut









Oh, just a bad dream.


I also bumped into Jess




If only she would do this for me in real life




Moving on, I arrive at a cave.




First boss fight!




ATTACKING CAUSES COLD MIST




After setting the town on fire, Cecil and Kain attempt to rape a young girl.




and we end up having to take an unconscious Rydia to the hospital.









Tune in tomorrow