Eyes on Plays Final Fantasy IV!

[Old Manus]

So I beat EvilWall first time



Well that was a disappointment.


Nas gets caught up in the moment and moons 50Cent and Rakim.



He takes the crystal too.


Back in the Dwarf Castle, it's plot twist time!




But first, we need to escape back to the overworld! Luckily, ChuckD is on hand with the solution.



No, LilKim, the correct question there is 'What?'


This calls for another 10 minute sequence on the ship where nothing really happens, that you can't skip. I haven't mentioned it before, but these scenes were getting so excessive that I felt the urge to bring it up.




From attaching a giant drill to an airship in order to get to the surface, the level of stupidity is pushed up a notch when we have to pray in order to make the Lunar Whale appear. What makes it all the more depressing is that this is probably going to work.




Well stone the crows!





Alright then.


Now it's time for the moon, or as I like to call it, the Star Wars segment of the game. This is the 16bit Death Star:




The Millenium Falcon:




The part where Obi-Wan dies:




And the part with everyone having a stupid name:




The legendary Lunar Whale cannot land anywhere with anything more than a few pebbles on the floor, meaning you have to walk pretty much everywhere.




Meanwhile on planet Earth, a Gundam Convention is about to go horribly wrong.




Q-Tip and Phife are also inexplicably revived. Unlike their musical careers.




2pac steels himself to try anal with the girl in front of him:




I'm not sure what she means by here




The four fiends aren't ones to miss out on the mass revival of all previously-dead characters either!




It turns out that Golbez is being controlled by the REAL bad guy. Yeah, nice try mate, just because we have you backed into a corner doesn't mean we're going to continue to believe your .




Except we do, of course, and Nas returns to conga us out of here.




Next stop: The end of the game!