Final Fantasy IV
Finale
The crew trudges through the moon and begins a long series of battles. None of which were highly amusing but actually very obnoxious. Except for one.
Hey look Ogopogo's really from the moon. Honestly who thought it was a dinosaur? Really?
Skipping straight to the end!
The party all pimped out full ultimate gear. Ok let's do this! Time to own us a moon man!
Umm....mulligan?
Luckily we get our mulligan and we win!
Zeromus slowly sinks into space...
and talks more obnoxiously then the Dark Elf.
They like being unique on sound effects in this game I've found.
Now for my ending sequence!
George Lucas is gonna sue some bitches!
Wait? Of everyone to get an ending sequence, the DWARVES get a scene? You guys did like nothing! Hell none of you were even in the party, and yet they gave YOU your very own scene. H4X!!!!
Someone didn't get the memo about "The After".
And then everyone levels up simultaneously. Or heil Leeza, I'm not quite sure.
Indeed. But it's not over yet!
After saving the world our heroes went on to lead rich fulfilling lives.
Leeza started the first ever school for bad asses and later burned down Mysidia and Mt. Ordeals for revenge on taking her bad ass Dark Knight skills away.
Lancea went on to star in several other games as the bad ass rival to the hero. One day however while performing a shoot, he jumped up too high and was caught in the turbines of a 747. He will be missed....in pieces.
Momiji went on to become a pop culture idol throughout the world, eventually using her summoned powers to conquer all of the Bahamas.
DD is still dead.
Kaiser went on to redesign the giant of Ba-bil and create a whole new line of weaponry based on giant robot technology. Eventually these new weapons were used to conquer the dwarves who had decided to scrap all their weapons.
KoShia and Leeza went out for a while longer, but eventually broke up. Looking for real work KoShia became a commercial pilot and flew 747's all day. Poor Lancea.
Heath left Mysidia before Leeza came and destroyed it, and found his way to Troia. He found the pub with all the dancers and became the manager of the joint. Heath can be found spending his days relaxing with about 12 Jess recolors.
Rubah went on to steal the Lunar Whale and created the worlds first fast food delivery service. She called it MFC, Mysidian Fried Chocobo.
GoBo returned to rebuild his kingdom, and before ascending the throne it was found out he was really a chocobo in a human disguise. He was cast out and eventually picked up by Rubah...Yum.
NoName went on to become a martial arts sensation bigger then Jet Li, Jackie Chan, and Bruce Lee combined. To date he has stared in on over 2,363,473 martial arts movies. NoName eventually died when he said he was bigger then Chuck Norris. Cause of death was decapitation through round house kick to the head.
rXp went on to star in every single ninja related game and movie in history. He never did hook up with Momiji though.
qwerty went back to the moon and helped convert it into a Death Star, then left Earth's orbit to go do battle with Space Nazi's.
Cast (In no particular order):
Leeza
Lancea (Lancealot)
GoBo (GoldenBoko)
NoName (I Don't Need A Name)
KoShia (KoShiatar)
Momiji
DD (Demon Dude)
Kaiser (KaiserDragon)
Heath
Rubah
rXp (ReloadPsi)
qwerty (qwertyxsora)
Well that's it for my play through.
I hope you enjoyed reading my terrible humor as much as I enjoyed thinking this up.
Well then time to plot for FFV.
