Okay, here I go.


It starts.


This is my favorite scene in the game and it only takes five minutes to get there.


It's a party!


Sometimes I like to hide under bridges and pretend I'm a troll.


Apparently in the land of fantasy it's cool to party with a little girl, a karate master with a cold, a girl who likes to play with two men's hearts and then rip one of them out with a spoon as well as a prince who likes to travel the world pretending he's a singing bard.


I hate these two kids.


Milon Z? Scarmiglione is such a cooler name.


Apparently after becoming a paladin Cecil began listening to the music of Elton John, discovered cocaine and frizzed out his hair.


This is the first chance I've had to name this old guy.


I think I see a fish swimming in there.


A cid appears!


I learned in that flash movie that she likes to lick the ladies.


Bringing sexy back.


Mexican ninjas.


A leg to envy. The object of much envy. Jealousy approaches.


The king! The Queen! A Green Bean has killed them all!


As the whale arose from the bottom of the seas all stared in wonder with slack-jawed amazement. All but Taco. Apparently he had seen something like this happen before.


I never got the chance to name the crazy moon-man Mophed.


At last! All but the rarest pokemon summons were mine!


Moments before the fight with Zexy.


Zexy kinda looks like an octopus here.


The end! I beat this game in about 23 hours and 40 minutes Less than 24 hours and that wasn't even a speed playthrough. I got all the extra summons, best weapons and everything.