I was cleaning out the dishwasher and something feel into the bottom. I reached to get it, completely forgetting that there were utensils just hanging there.

Riiiiiip

I tore a gasp through my wrist. I look like a stupid dumbass emo kid now.

Stupid utensils.

(There's still a scar there. I put antibacterial ointment on it but didn't care to bandage it or anything. Remember I have an odd fetish for my own scars.

o_O