i found the thread
Final Fantasy 9 / IX / FF9 - Humorous Things
well at least its very similar lol.
and more importantly i found the joke!!!!!!!!!!........yes!!!!!!!!!!

so here it is

Invincible
eiko, amarant, zidane, freya, quinna, vivi, steiner, and garnet are on the invicible. there are 7 parachutes. some thing goes wrong with the airship. so they all have to bail out.
Freya: i must go and protect burmecia (grabs parachute and jumps out)
now there are 7 passengers and 6 parachutes
eiko: i have to take care of my mogs (grabs parachute and jumps out)
now there are 6 passengers and 5 parachutes
Quinna: me hungry need yummy yummmies!!! (grabs parachute and jumps out)
now there are 5 passenghers and 4 parachutes
zidane: the women of this world need me! (grabs parachute and jumps out)
now there are 4 passengers and 3 parachtes
steiner: i must protect alexandria!! come my queen!! (grabs parachute and jumps out)
now there are 3 passengers and 2 parachutes
garnet: my country still needs to make me some potato salad. and i have to eat everything in the kingdom!!! (grabs parachute and jumps out and the whole ship moves)
now there are 2 passengers and 1 parachute
amarant: vivi, i have lived a good life so you take the last parachute
vivi:v there is no need for that because garnet just grabed my backpack.
Sounds of garnet screaming and then a loud thud as she hits the gound



LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!