I'm sending out a message in a bottle tomorrow and there's nothing you can do to stop me, EoFF. You can, however, influence what I put inside it. So far I'm thinking of putting in my fingernails and some frozen peas, I figured that'd be gross enough. I will also write the address to this thread on the note I put inside.
I encourage you all to do the same! at least with the address, maybe not so much the frozen peas.
and screw all of you who don't live nearby the coast.
put some porn in it
EDIT: and put it in a river near me
Last edited by Sergeant Hartman; 09-15-2008 at 10:02 PM.
I think I will send a picture of Sergeant Hartman. I need to test the photo paper I bought for my printer anyway.
Take a dump in it, so it can live up to the 'bottled crap'
there was a picture here
All in favor say "That's a craptastic idea!"Originally Posted by Old Manus
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X( why can't people send nice things in bottles
Hello person who got my bottle, aren't you thankful I didn't follow the advice in post 4 through 5?
You owe me a blueberry muffin.
"The apocalypse is coming!
-God"
"Oh, did I mention I'm awesome?"
-Dolentrean
Oh, did I mention I'm awesome?
Yes, I'm pretty sure you've mentioned it a few times.
put BoB in it
Put in a picture of yourself and maybe your true love will find it! And also put your exact address and phone number so they know how to find you.
Include a recording of yourself singing Livin' On A Prayer.
"The most important and recognize player in the history of the country."
Sometimes I wonder what my life would be like if I were as great as Paulo Wanchope.
I take it you have also noticed that Cadbury have replaced "Don't stop me now" with this song in their airport trucks advert?
Draw them a picture!
Eww no, what's the use in sending a bottled message if it's just gonna be like every other bottled message?Put in a picture of yourself and maybe your true love will find it! And also put your exact address and phone number so they know how to find you.and no way will a hot girl find it, more like an 8 year old girl who likes horses more than boys. Maybe I should draw a picture of a horse... Kablam, 10 years later she's madly in love with me.
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