I have this terrible and most likely 100% accurate feeling that you've never been to either of those two cities.
I have. With the exception of a very limited amount of areas (most areas with the government buildings/museums) the entire city of Washington D.C. is dirty, smells funny, and is full of all sorts of shady activity. It also has one of the highest crime rates in the nation.

Baltimore is similar in many aspects but has a larger amount of "nice" places in it. But, yeah, generally, not somewhere you'd want to be alone at midnight in.

I ain't 'fraid of nothin'.

PS Something makes me suspect that you two have switched accounts. Rye is using bigger words and making coherent posts/threads and MILF is, well, not.