Don't worry about that, MILF. I'm perfectly comfortable with my ass-ness. However, your statement seems to imply that I don't know what I'm talking about, but, that's okay. I'm not assuming anything. I'm postulating.
I live outside of DC and make frequent trips to Baltimore. In my experience, a good portion of DC is much cleaner and not quite nearly as shady as people make it out to be. Ohh, did I mention I've been to NYC, too? I'm pretty sure that my experiences were actual experiences and not hallucinations.
I'll concede that DC has a smell (New Jersey is worse, so it's a relative thing), and there is this certain portion right across the Anacostia that if my car broke down in it, I would call it a loss and get a cab.







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