I'm from a rural suburb, if that makes any sense...
I say that because it's a suburb in the middle of nowhere. Toledo to the north, and Bowling Green to the south. There is NOTHING where I live, except a library, two night clubs, a pizza place, and a restaurant.
I am not really afraid of cities. I live in a average sized city, but I never really think twice about being downtown or out and about at night. I just am. There is a really scary bridge I have to cross to get home from one bus stop, though, but it is more scary because I am paranoid about the mothman eating me alive than I am about scary gangster types.
Although, the east and north ends of my city are pretty mothersmurfing scary places sometimes. I was waiting for a bus once and there was this fellow about 800 times bigger than me just standing in front of me while I sat on the bench. He was like, staring at me and whistling really creepy like, and punching his palm with his other hand every once and awhile. I just avoided eye contact and prayed for the bus to come quickly. Then it did!
Whenever I take the bus to Toronto and spend the night, I'm usually out and about there too. Regent Park is scarythough.
The wide open country scares me, walking down the roads and what not. I'm always paranoid of someone stuffing me into a car or something. That'd be pretty balls.
Originally Posted by Psychotic
Don't stereotype me, mothasmurfa!
I like Kung-Fu.
Anything different from your personal norm is scary. When BJ and I were on our honeymoon in Jamaica we only left the hotel grounds twice, and it was super scary! But, then again, I've always disliked being around black people. The only reason we even chose Jamaica is because then we'd just have the black people as servants, which I'm comfortable with as long as our doors had locks.
O_O;
I am putting this is my freaking signature.
You're the best. xD
I just wanted to quote this, too. xD
bahahahaha.
Possibly the best piece of prose writing since Hemingway.
How could they have been within earshot of their white master if the door was locked?
This thread needs to be stickied in the archive forum when it dies.
oh yes. I had a friend growing up who was terrified of heifer cows. No horns, they run away from you, etc. It was hilarious.
Epic post made by ShlupQuack, on this 17th day in September, 2008.
You people need to suck it up. Stereotypes exist for a reason.
1-800-DIAL-A-NEGRO and I had lobster bisque set up on my patio dining set in five minutes. Those Jamaican darkies know how to earn their American green.
When they're between spliffs, I mean. I swear to god.
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