Quote Originally Posted by ~*~Celes~*~ View Post
I Can't Believe It's Not Butter
ALL ABOARD THE FAIL TRAIN. Seriously, that's kinda gross.

I prefer my toast to be toasted as little as possible. This means setting the toaster setting to the lowest possible numerical value which is like .33 on my crazy toaster. Then I put actual butter on it and call it good. Unless, of course, I am feeling adventurous. Then I put some cinnamon sugar concoction on it and throw a party the likes of which the world has never known. I never combine peanut butter with my toast because peanut butter is the Hitler of spreads.

I'm pretty serious about my toast, guys.