T-Money

[black orb]

willing to pay $1,419,595 for the honor

>>> Kind of expensive, with that money I could make my own harem of 10 virgins.

[Serapy]

What is a virgin?

[Denmark]

She cant get away with this right? its illegal. Unless she changes her stance to "YOU WILL JUST SO HAPPEN TO DROP THE MONEY IN THE HOTEL FLOOR after having sex with me".

She's Italian, you know those Europeans are lax with their laws.

I think it would be hilarious if no one made an offer. "She will have sex with a man willing to pay for the honor" is really putting yourself up on a really high pedestal, isn't it? And honestly, $1.5 million?

For those with attention deficiency disorders, here is a summarized snippet of the general ramblings for you to ponder over - there are so many things wrong with this it's hilarious

PS I like the new tl;<x>dr wordfilter

[scrumpleberry]

This article and some of the thread responses are very lulz. If she wants to be a whore, let her. It won't do anything for her fame, which is obviously what she's trying to pick up.

[Remulak]

She cant get away with this right? its illegal.

Why not? It's her body. Why should anyone care?

[Croyles]

She's Italian, you know those Europeans are lax with their laws.

Prostitution is still illegal in Italy and 99% of all other european countries, and im european too, if your wondering.

[Heath]

No thanks, Sharon from round the corner'll put out for a fiver.

You're getting ripped off. Was only £2.50 last I heard.

I like how she said that if she doesn't like him, she'll just have a drink with him. Sounds like a cunning plan!

[Comet]

If she doesn't like me, would I get my money back at least?

[Linus]

God I love Final Fantasy.

[Yar]

Where's the romance?

[Marky Tee]

maybe itl be red wine they drink
thats romantic
well it would be in my house the only wine me and my girlfriend drink its buckfast

[Flying Mullet]

With that kind of attitude I'd meet her for dinner, make sure we have an expensive meal, tell her she was hot in the photo but in person she's a dog and then pull a dine and dash.




Yeah, I'm all talk.

[Del Murder]

Throw the sister in too and I'll think about it.