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    Default A sea of idiocy.

    So lately I've been wondering, why are dogs so inferior to cats? Is it because they hump peoples' legs, poop wherever they want, and make a whole lot more noise than cats? Is it because they shed like absolute demons and slobber all over everything?

    I think the answer is yes. What do you think?

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    Cats are superior to dogs because they are intelligent and not incredibly needy. They love and empathize with you if something is wrong but otherwise they ignore you unless it is time to eat. They also do not smell as bad and they do not slobber everywhere. Cats generally do not make a whole lot of noise either. Dogs are the opposite of everything I have described cats as being.

    Also puppies are ugly and kittens are not.

    A puppy bit my penis when I was little. I have not forgiven its species yet.

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    Ah, thank you Mr. Bunny for your point about their smell as well as the point about their penis-biting. Horrible animals, all of them.

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    It haunts me to this day.

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    Dogs have this thing where they do more than just sleep all day and look at you like you're evil. That is why they are better than cats.

    Although, rabbits are better than both. Furthermore, I want a pet duck. One of them white ones with the orange beaks. Imagine breaking into a house and having one of those things honking and biting at you. I'd clear out fast.

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    I was dog-sitting for my sister a number of weeks ago, and one of them would literally run up to me, lay on the ground, pee, then run away. She did this repeatedly throughout the week. A cat would never do that.

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    having a cat crawl up into your lap is probably the best feeling in the world. until it won't leave

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    Quote Originally Posted by rubah View Post
    having a cat crawl up into your lap is probably the best feeling in the world. until it won't leave
    You know what's the worst feeling in the world? Having your cat scale you with it's claws just so it can reach your shoulders where it will clutch on (with claws) for dear life because it changed it's mind once it tore its way up your leg and torso and realized up here is scary and moving.

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    id take a dog over a cat any day. at least dogs can be useful and fun. when was the last time a cat pulled a slay or caught a frisby? however i do remember cats hissing and clawing and smelling bad... wait thats not fun or useful with cats?

    dogs>cats the food chain says so (i have obviously excluded lions tigers and the like from that equation).
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    Quote Originally Posted by Moon Rabbits View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by rubah View Post
    having a cat crawl up into your lap is probably the best feeling in the world. until it won't leave
    You know what's the worst feeling in the world? Having your cat scale you with it's claws just so it can reach your shoulders where it will clutch on (with claws) for dear life because it changed it's mind once it tore its way up your leg and torso and realized up here is scary and moving.
    see you take their front claws away and they stop doing that!

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    Quote Originally Posted by rubah View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Moon Rabbits View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by rubah View Post
    having a cat crawl up into your lap is probably the best feeling in the world. until it won't leave
    You know what's the worst feeling in the world? Having your cat scale you with it's claws just so it can reach your shoulders where it will clutch on (with claws) for dear life because it changed it's mind once it tore its way up your leg and torso and realized up here is scary and moving.
    see you take their front claws away and they stop doing that!
    That's mean, though. I'd like my cat to be able to catch a bird every once and awhile.

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    puppies are like, cuter. and funner. end of discussion! n_n

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    My dog is smarter than any damn cat I've ever had.

    Also, I recently learned that dog debarking is illegal in Ohio, but not any other state.
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    My cat mutilates baby bunnies, and my doggies want to love and cuddle baby bunnies. Who's the demon?

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