A sea of idiocy.

[Momiji]

dogs>cats the food chain says so (i have obviously excluded lions tigers and the like from that equation).

You can't do that! That's like playing a board game, then saying 'oh, you can't use dice by the way'.

I like both cats and dogs for different reasons. I find cats to be better for calm, cuddly moments, but dogs make better friends overall, since they're more fun to play with. Also, I like it when dogs can tell when you're sick or depressed, because they seem to be by your side much more often than usual to cheer you up. For example, normally our dog will lay down in the corner on his rug, but when you're sick and resting in bed or on the couch, he'll come in and lay down next to you on the floor. It's so sweet.

[Miriel]

Any person who doesn't like dogs is not to be trusted.

[nik0tine]

Idiocy? I don't see some smurfing cat doing tricks like dogs do.

Cats can go to hell.

[rubah]

having a cat crawl up into your lap is probably the best feeling in the world. until it won't leave

You know what's the worst feeling in the world? Having your cat scale you with it's claws just so it can reach your shoulders where it will clutch on (with claws) for dear life because it changed it's mind once it tore its way up your leg and torso and realized up here is scary and moving.

see you take their front claws away and they stop doing that!

That's mean, though. I'd like my cat to be able to catch a bird every once and awhile.

Mine catch plenty of birds with only back claws. Rats also if that's their bag.

[Linus]

Idiocy? I don't see some smurfing cat doing tricks like dogs do.

Cats can go to hell.

Cats can be trained to do anything dogs can do... have you ever been to the circus?

My cat plays fetch just fine and jumps at my command.

Also the idiocy thing was a (SPOILER)veiled jab at the state of General Chat.

[Del Murder]

A dog could eat a cat though.

[Yamaneko]

A lion could eat a wolf however.

[Linus]

A mountain cat could administrate this forum!

[Yamaneko]

It's "Saved by the Bell: The New Class" and I don't want to be Screech, Joshua.

[Linus]

Nobody wants to be Screech. I want to be the unsung hero of the series: The bus driver.

[Leeza]

Dogs are awesome animals, but they have one drawback. They smell. They can't help it; it's just part of what they are. Ever get in a car that has dogs in it on any regular basis? It stinks. Bad. Even if you give dogs baths, they still stink. Poor guys. Cats don't stink.

[rubah]

cat poop stinks worse than dogs on the whole I think. Also their pee. It's as though cats concentrate all their bad smells into their poop and pee.

[Leeza]

I'm sure all poo stinks, but the cat itself does not stink, unlike the dog.

[Marshall Banana]

Clean dogs don't smell bad! =O

[Dr Unne]

My parents like dogs because they say cats stink. I think people are genetically predisposed to recognize certain odors and not others. Someone should do a study.

ps make Linus an admin.