Pretty womaaan, walking down the street, pretty woman... *floats off*
Pretty womaaan, walking down the street, pretty woman... *floats off*
I could be if my hair were shorter (and preferably had a short fauxhawk), if my teeth were a little straighter, if I weighed about 10 pounds less, 6 inches taller, not so pale, and didn't have so much acne. Maybe I'd be hot then.
Last edited by Hambone; 09-22-2008 at 01:57 AM.
I WANT TO RIDE MYSELF
I'm a rockstar, of course I look good.
You hold my heart in your manly hands I wanna feel the throb of your handsome gland. I wanna hold you tight like a newborn kitten, against my flesh like a cashmere mitten. Tickly tick, I'm makin' skin bump heaven and all the way down it's lookin' cleanly shaven. Prickety pricks, it's stubble on stubble I better slow down or I'm in real trouble. Want you, touch you, feel you, taste you! Knick knack whacky whack 'till I see the man stew. spin you around let me see that hole! I'm a tunnelin' in a like a short hair mole. Once I'm inside I'm gonna leave a trace, half in there and half on that face! One finger, two finger, there fingers gone! Mano a mano I love you John!
let the conceit roll.
I THINK I'M EFFIN HAWT.
ha. juss kidding.
But i don't think i'm too bad looking.
You always said I looked grumpy. But those were the happiest days of my life.
I'm not the most handsome man ever, but I'm FAR from ugly.
Anon say I.
I look good when I bother to take care of myself.
I'm as pretty as I need to be.
I have really high standards of what is "pretty" and what is not.
Having said that, I believe I'm better looking than a lot of people. Not pretty, but not ugly either.
I'm beautiful.
Sometimes I'm pretty, sometimes I'm not.
I was pretty yesterday. Today I looked like a zombie.
I'm damn pretty.
Proud to be the Unofficial Secret Illegal Enforcer of Eyes on Final Fantasy!
When I grow up, I want to go toBovineTrump University! - Ralph Wiggum
Depends on the status of my hair. If it encounters the slightest gust of wind, it poofs up, looks like crap, and won't stay down for the rest of the day. Sometimes it's just nice to me and looks awesome and layered.
Not really. I have a decently pretty face, but my body is so awkward and awful and so against every modern standard of beauty. Ugh. xD
PSH YOU'S GORGEOUS. 100%Originally Posted by Rye
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