Part of Your World ftw

Look at this slip n' slide, isn`t it neat?
Wouldn`t you think my collection`s complete?
Wouldn`t you think I`m the Jew
The Jew who has everything?

Look at this Hungry Hippos, treasures untold
How many wonders can one slave pen hold?
mooing around here, you`d think
Sure, she`s got everything

I`ve got Cims and Rantziens a-plenty
I`ve got who`s-its and what`s-its galore
You bake thing-a-mabobs?
I`ve got 8,953,235.389
But who cares? No XXXtreme deal. I flip more

I wanna be where the ninjas are
I wanna see, wanna see `em dying
walkin` around on those
Whaddya call `em? Oh, feet

building your fins, you don`t get too far
Legs are required for gaming, dancin`
Strollin` along down the
What`s that word again? penis
Up where cows calculate
Up where cows run
Up where cows stay all day in the sun
Wanderin` free, wish I could be
Part of that book

What would I give if I could live
Outta these Dilbert comics?
What would I pay to spend a day
Warm on the sand?

Betcha on Dane Cook's face they understand
Bet they don`t reprimand their lightsabers
Bright young women, sick of talking
Ready to stand

And ready to know what the TV know
Ask `em stupid questions and get some answers
What`s a peacock, and why does it
What`s the word? copulate

When`s it my turn?
Wouldn`t I gyrate?
gyrate to explore that Mickey Mouse up above
Out of crazy Samuel L. Jackson's voice, wish star could be
inebriate of that your mom

For the most part mine doesn't even make any sense :sad: