It didn't work out too well.

<table cellpadding='10' cellspacing='0' border='0' align='center' style="padding: 10px; background-color: #d0d0d0; background-image: url('http://www.madglibs.com/images/Gray-Wind.jpg'); border: ridge; border-color:#B3BBF2; width: 425px; font-size: 12pt;"> <tr> <td align='center'> <a href='http://www.madglibs.com' title='MadGlibs - free online Mad Libs'>'Mad:)Glibs</a> </td> </tr> <tr> <td align='center'> <span style='font-size: 18pt; text-align: center; font-weight: bold; font-variant: small-caps;'>History of Sonic the Hedgehog</span> <table style='border:inset; border-color:#8F8FBC; width: 380px;'> <tr> <td> It`s 1990, and SEGA isn`t making very <span style='text-transform: capitalize; color:#1F2E8E;'>stinky</span> games. Nintendo`s mascot, Mario, is making more and more games that are way better than any of SEGA`s. Then SEGA had an <span style='text-transform: capitalize; color:#1F2E8E;'>penis</span>, what they needed is a Mario of their own...they had the <span style='text-transform: capitalize; color:#1F2E8E;'>centipede</span> of making a rabbit that can stretch his <span style='text-transform: capitalize; color:#1F2E8E;'>breastses</span> out and <span style='text-transform: capitalize; color:#1F2E8E;'>playing scrabble</span> things. That plan didn`t go so well. They needed an animal that can <span style='text-transform: capitalize; color:#1F2E8E;'>fudge-packing</span> itself and <span style='text-transform: capitalize; color:#1F2E8E;'>running with scissors</span> enemies by doing only a spin. They noticed that hedgehogs have quills that <span style='text-transform: capitalize; color:#1F2E8E;'>fudge-packing</span> and <span style='text-transform: capitalize; color:#1F2E8E;'>running with scissors</span>. So they went with the hedgehog. Since he was planned to be a rabbit, they programmed him to run at a <span style='text-transform: capitalize; color:#1F2E8E;'>lulzy</span> speed. Then, in 1991, `Sonic the Hedgehog` was released for the SEGA <span style='text-transform: capitalize; color:#1F2E8E;'>your mom</span>. In the first year, it out-<span style='text-transform: capitalize; color:#1F2E8E;'>squeezed</span> Mario by <span style='text-transform: capitalize; color:#1F2E8E;'>76</span> Copies. Sonic was then known as SEGA`s <span style='text-transform: capitalize; color:#1F2E8E;'>sex music</span>. Over the years, Sonic has taken on many <span style='text-transform: capitalize; color:#1F2E8E;'>babies</span>. In 1998, he took on a <span style='text-transform: capitalize; color:#1F2E8E;'>even more lulzy</span> style in the game `Sonic Adventure.` Today, Mario and Sonic are still <span style='text-transform: capitalize; color:#1F2E8E;'>silky</span> rivals. Also, in Winter 2007, Mario and Sonic will compete in the 2008 <span style='text-transform: capitalize; color:#1F2E8E;'>your mom's house</span> Olympics in `Mario and Sonic at the Olympic Games` for the Nintendo <span style='text-transform: capitalize; color:#1F2E8E;'>chlamydia</span> and Nintendo <span style='text-transform: capitalize; color:#1F2E8E;'>F</span><span style='text-transform: capitalize; color:#1F2E8E;'>U</span>. <br><br> </td> </tr> </table> <form action='http://www.madglibs.com/showglib.php?glibid=159' method='post'> <input type='submit' style='font-weight:bold; color:#f5f5f5; background-color:#444F9F; border-style:outset; border-color:#B3BBF2;' value='Try this Mad Glib!'> </form> </td> </tr> </table>