And now a reading from the first chapter of Genesis.

And God said, Let there be Dan: and there was Dan.
And God saw the Dan, that it was good: and God divided the Dan from the failures.



These two sentences chronicle the birth of a demi-God who has decided to grace these unworthy plains of vBulletin with his overwhelming presence. A man who destroys all in Halo, Enemy Territory, and just about any other game that has no bearing on real life. A man who has been raped by fat women after being so intoxicated that he could not say "no". A man who professes to love penis more than breathing. A man who has penetrated Aaron Freed (numerous times). And, above all, a brown man. These few sentences chronicle the birth of DK, and as a tradition, every September 23rd, to honor such a momentous event, we heathens bow down before Him and thank Him for even associating with us unworthy whelps. Happy Birthday to you Dan, Breaker of Failures.



I love you.