So after being overdue for like a freaking month (I swear to god she's half elephant), our beloved Avarice-ness became a MILF on 11:44AM September 14th!

She has an absolutely beautiful little daughter, who I have named Rhoda (but she seems to respond better to Merrina, so you can just call her that) who is not at all red and nasty like most newborn babies, and is in fact, the cutest thing ever.

Expect pictures later. ITT, congratulations and, in the future, fawning.