1) Pay off any fees, debts, etc. of my own and those important to me, like Jess, Mommy and Dan, Granny, Barry, and so forth.

2) Invest enough money in a US business that I'm legally allowed to move there. Or just outright bribe someone.

3) Design and have built a hi-tech house, like Tony Stark's in Iron Man. Include an underground bunker sufficient for 20 years of life by up to 10 people. Buy a couple of cars, etc.

4) Research locations and build emergency retreats from disaster, three or four of them. Nothing fancy, just secluded and self-sustaining for as long as possible.

5) Divide the remainder into quarters: Invest 3/4s in three different banks, for safety. Two for saving/the future, one for general use. The final quarter will be used for investing into hi-tech industries.