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    28) Kill only town as a Vigilante

    * Jessweeee♪ 10
    * fire_of_avalon 2

    Don't let her live if she is ever a Vig again town. She'll kill you.

    27) Vote him/herself and not be the jester

    * edczxcvbnm 6
    * Sir Lancealot 3
    * ~*~Celes~*~ 3

    You people are crazy.

    26) Be replaced

    * Arc_Master_14 5
    * Sergent Hartman 4
    * Demon Dude 3
    * Kentourou 0

    Miriel shall replace Arc_Master_14 in mafia XI ^__^

    25) Ruin the game

    * edczxcvbnm 7
    * Demon Dude 5

    people who ruin games suck.

    Coming next...

    24) Be a Mafia goon

    * Goldenboko
    * Jojee
    * leader of mortals
    * Miriel

    Quote Originally Posted by Dolentrean
    24) Be a Mafia Goon - Have you ever seen someone and been “That person seems like they could be the douchey sidekick to the jerk in a movie set in high school? Well that isn’t this person, this person is to cool, they are more like a henchmen to the Foot Clan in the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.

    23) Be Vanilla Town

    * Blue Harvest
    * qwertyxsora
    * Sir Lancealot

    This is an important role. Especially during mafia V XD. So what if you got this role 21324 times, at least your not a suicidal townie.
    22) Most cunning Mafia

    * Goldenboko
    * Jojee & edczxcvbnm - Highlight as Behold the Void, mafia IV
    * The summon of Leviathan Highlight on Spain, Mafia VI

    Quote Originally Posted by Dolentrean
    22) Most cunning Mafia - This person is the Al Pachino or Robert Denero of Mafi
    21) Best Scum catcher

    * Del Murder - Highlight as Rinoa form Mafia V
    * Loony BoB - Highlight as Peter Pan from Mafia II
    * Neocracker

    Quote Originally Posted by Dolentrean
    21) Best Scum catcher - This person is the Dexter of mafia, only without the good looks, cool internal monologues and psychopathic tendencies.

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    lolz mass vote for Jessweee[musicnote] xD


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    24) Be a Mafia goon

    * Goldenboko 8
    * Jojee 2
    * leader of mortals 1
    * Miriel 1

    Mwahahaha!

    23) Be Vanilla Town

    * qwertyxsora 5
    * Blue Harvest 3
    * Sir Lancealot 3

    qwerty was vanilla town again. big surprise.

    22) Most cunning Mafia

    * Jojee & edczxcvbnm - Highlight as Behold the Void, mafia IV 5
    * Goldenboko 4
    * The summon of Leviathan Highlight on Spain, Mafia VI 2

    plotting to kill you already

    21) Best Scum catcher

    * Loony BoB - Highlight as Peter Pan from Mafia II 6
    * Del Murder - Highlight as Rinoa form Mafia V 5
    * Neocracker 1

    close one

    Coming up in a bit...

    20) Best Stratigest

    * Del Murder - Highlight as Rinoa form Mafia V
    * Goldenboko - Highlight as Sirius from Mafia X
    * Psychotic

    Quote Originally Posted by Dolentrean, again
    20) Best Stratigest - this person doesn’t suck at the game. This person is if you took Napoleon, Hannibal Lecter, Hitler and Zordon and mixed them together, this is who you would get.
    19) Cassandra award (Best last stand for a dying cause)

    * Mafia II Cinderella (Psychotic)
    * Mafia I Demon Dude
    * Mafia IX Gant (Celes version)
    * Mafia VII Samus (Miriel)

    Quote Originally Posted by Dolentrean
    Cassandra Award -

    The name of this reminds me of Wanes World, when he is all like “CASSSANDRAAAA!” Yah, that was cool. This is for people who just won’t quit, kinda like skinheads, just get over it and stop being Nazi’s already… Jerks.
    18) Funniest Roleclaim

    * Dolentrean - "Oh my god your right! Guys I am a Serial Killer Maifa who Is really a Cop with the powers of a Faith Healer and I can kill someone every other friday!"
    * India - "I'm the bomb"
    * Koshiatar - "I'm the godfather, amoung other things"
    * New Zealand - "I'm the serial killer. Let me live."

    Quote Originally Posted by Sir Lancealot
    Ah, funniest roleclaim. What makes a roleclaim funny. Is it making up some stupid, non-existant role, as in this case-
    Dolentrean - "Oh my god your right! Guys I am a Serial Killer Maifa who Is really a Cop with the powers of a Faith Healer and I can kill someone every other friday!"

    Is it claiming a standed role that the mods have said wasn't in the game, like Demon Dude did-
    India - "I'm the bomb"

    Is it been a Citizen and claiming a mafia role, again like Demon Dude did-
    Koshiatar - "I'm the godfather, amoung other things"

    Or is it been the Serial Killer, claiming to be it, and than begging for life, as NeoCracker did-
    New Zealand - "I'm the serial killer. Let me live."

    Don't ask me, I'm just a speech writer.
    17) Best flavor text

    * Mafia IV - Highlight on Del Murders death
    * Mafia V - Highlightint on Edgars death
    * Mafia VII
    * Mafia IX - Highlight on gants death

    Quote Originally Posted by Levian
    Del Murder's death, written by, well, Del Murder in Mafia IV.

    Quote Originally Posted by Del Murder
    Del Murder was having a bad week. His girlfriend had died, and his fantasy football team had come in last place. So he had every reason to mope around in the Staff Forum. But the rest of the staff didn’t agree. They thought he was being a little too mopey, for a citizen. So they devised a plan. That afternoon fire_of_avalon called Del up and told him her boyfriend was beating her and she needed him to come enforce. Del Murder hopped in his Rolls and sped to the scene. When he neared the bridge he stopped at the toll booth to pay the toll. That’s when the entire staff jumped out of the toll booth with tommy guns blazing. 288 bullets later Del was dead.

    But something was wrong. Del’s head didn’t look just right. crono_logical went up for a closer look. That wasn’t Del’s face…it was a mask! crono_logical ripped off Del’s mask to reveal…gasp…RSL! Del Murder was really RSL this whole time! The staff had inadvertently killed the most beloved member in Eyes on FF history! They couldn’t possibly hold discussions at this point, the blow was too big. They decided to take the next day off and mourn this tragedy.

    Del Murder was, you guessed it, Beloved Princess! And he was played by oddler.
    Edgar's death in Mafia V, written by Psychotic probably? He's not quite sure himself actually.

    Edgar showed up at the police department for work, like he always did. He had a busy day of eating donuts and stuffing weasels into his pants ahead of him. He had just finished his morning nap when an angry mob showed up outside, calling for his head.

    Edgar would not go down willingly. Shots were fired from the windows, as Edgar screamed that they would never take him alive. He was an officer of the law, and this was anarchy!

    The town could not break into the police station. So, waiting outside, they summoned some help.

    Enter your dashing hero, Bahamut. The great dragon descended from the heavens, and obliterated Edgar and the police station with a mighty Mega Flare.
    The next nomination is Mafia VII. Huh. Does that many EVERY death in Mafia VII? Well, smurf that I'm not pasting all of them. MOVING ON.

    and last is Gant's death written by Lekana in Mafia IX

    Gant was pissed. Nobody would believe him! It's probably because of his split personalities. Two of them played like tards and it was really stressing the third one out. Man. Well, there wasn't really anything he could do to convince them to let him live, so he just took it like a man.

    [M] Damon Gant was a Vanilla Townie played by Laddy replaced by Aerith's Knight replaced by ~*~Celes~*~. NIGHT ACTSHUNS
    Ok award goon, who won it?

    16) Best Role

    * Horny Gay Faith Healer
    * Mafia Godfather
    * Mafia Serial Killer
    * Psychotics Lovers
    * Wannabe Mafia Usurper

    Wow, that was an original role. I liked it. Did you?
    ^Really bad speech by qwerty

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    Congratulations to all the winners.

    ...I've always wanted to say that.

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    psychotic is going to sweep the scummies, mark my words. you heard it here first.


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    Lev is channeling my spirit through my signature


    there was a picture here

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    20) Best Stratigest

    * Psychotic 5
    * Goldenboko - Highlight as Sirius from Mafia X 4
    * Del Murder - Highlight as Rinoa form Mafia V 2

    Mafia want him dead. Town fear him. Jean armstrong loves him.

    19) Cassandra award (Best last stand for a dying cause)

    * Mafia IX Gant (Celes version) 5
    * Mafia II Cinderella (Psychotic) 3
    * Mafia VII Samus (Miriel) 1
    * Mafia I Demon Dude 1

    Well you tried.

    18) Funniest Roleclaim



    * New Zealand - "I'm the serial killer. Let me live." 5
    * Dolentrean - "Oh my god your right! Guys I am a Serial Killer Maifa who Is really a Cop with the powers of a Faith Healer and I can kill someone every other friday!" 4
    * India - "I'm the bomb" 3
    * Koshiatar - "I'm the godfather, amoung other things" 1

    hahaha

    17) Best flavor text

    * Mafia IV - Highlight on Del Murders death 6
    * Mafia IX - Highlight on gants death 3
    * Mafia V - Highlightint on Edgars death 1
    * Mafia VII 1

    Look at the speech for the text.

    16) Best Role

    * Psychotics Lovers 5
    * Mafia Serial Killer 3
    * Mafia Godfather 2
    * Horny Gay Faith Healer 1
    * Wannabe Mafia Usurper 1

    Those two rocked. Too bad they died so early.

    Next is...!

    15) Best Setup

    * Mafia I
    * Mafia II
    * Mafia IV
    * Mafia V
    * Mafia VI
    * Mafia VII
    * Mafia IX
    * Mafia X
    * C9 I
    * C9 II
    * C9 III

    Best setup-

    Quote Originally Posted by Dolentrean
    This is a cop out, his should go hand in and with best host
    and the Godfather for best Setup, with a little presentation by qwerty for it.

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    My strategy is to run around in circles, screaming. It's a pretty good one!

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    15) Best setup

    * Mafia VI 4
    * Mafia IX 3
    * Mafia IV 2
    * Mafia V 2
    * Mafia I 1
    * Mafia II 0
    * Mafia VII 0
    * Mafia X 0
    * C9 I 0
    * C9 II 0
    * C9 III 0

    Godfather 2: This is an award chosen by the hosts for what they thought was the best setup. Weather it was balanced, fun, or brought new ideas to the game, whoever wins this award deserves it.

    Best setup

    * Mafia VI 3
    * Mafia IV 2
    * Mafia IX 2
    * Mafia I 1
    * Mafia II 1

    The Best Setup goes to Psychotic and qwertyxsora for the setup from Mafia VI!
    *Disclaimer. I wrote the presentation before tallying up the votes*

    Next up,

    14) Best theme

    * Mafia I - EoFF people
    * Mafia II - Disney
    * Mafia III - Pokemon
    * Mafia IV - EoFF Staff
    * Mafia V - Final Fantasy
    * Mafia VI - WWIII
    * Mafia VII - Retro Gaming
    * Mafia VIII - Breakfast
    * Mafia IX - Ace Attorney
    * Mafia X - Harry Potter

    Quote Originally Posted by Dolentrean
    Best Theme-

    For a Theme that doesn’t suck at being creative. Hey, this is kinda like best Host, those people don’t suck at being creative either.
    13) Craziest Game

    * Mafia I
    * Mafia II
    * Mafia IV
    * Mafia V
    * Mafia VI
    * Mafia VII
    * Mafia IX
    * Mafia X
    * C9 I
    * C9 II
    * C9 III
    Quote Originally Posted by Dolentrean
    Craziest Game-

    Have you ever been to a Nazi frat party that the Soviets were crashing? Well this is for a game that is almost as crazy as that.
    12) Best Game

    * Mafia I
    * Mafia II
    * Mafia IV
    * Mafia V
    * Mafia VI
    * Mafia VII
    * Mafia IX
    * Mafia X
    * C9 I
    * C9 II
    * C9 III

    Quote Originally Posted by Demon Dude
    Ah, time flies by, it seems like only yesterday I was playing the first mafia. (I wasn’t playing it for very long, yet it was fun all the same), and now we have had an outstanding ten mafias! And now the awards have arrived, it is time to vote for the best, lets have a look at the past games.

    Mafia I: Ah, Mafia I, it was the game that started it all off, the players were all new, and I don’t think the mafia even knew what they were doing!
    It was a time before role claims and reading posts carefully, yet it was just as gripping, and for that reason it will go down in EOFF mafia classics, not only because it was the very first, but because (Quite possibly) It was the funniest.

    Mafia II (Disney mafia): Things start to get serious now, I remember playing as the mafia in this one, and guess what? All the mafia were voted off before we had a chance to turn things around, a mafia usurper and poor mafia strategy made it the easiest game to be played, yet it was still incredibly fun, and with new power roles, and players beginning to think carefully about the game, it may be regarded as the best mafia game by some.

    Mafia IV (Staff Mafia): After the failure of III the players started becoming very serious, the mafia were very well prepared, and the town were working together, suspicion was placed on anyone who made a slip up, and tension was rife, this is a top contender for the prestigious award, Del Murder and Miriel planned it beautifully and all the players were truly stuck in, it was a very close game, which was won by the townies, the dark horse to win.

    Mafia V (Final Fantasy mafia): This was insane, there wasn’t a vanilla townie in play, and all roles were pro-roles, I remember this one fondly, I was a Lover and got lynched Day 2, everyone was wetting themselves about my partner when they didn’t need to, and the mafia were laughing, but not for long, my partner committed suicide, and the mafia hint was back on, and it went straight to then end, the mafia Godfather was the last mafia standing, and the notorious Jester was still deterring the few town left, it was so close but the Godfather went down, and the town grasped victory.
    Personally this was my favourite, but will it be able to contend with the others?

    Mafia VI (World War mafia): There was a shocking twist in here, almost halfway through the game a scrambler was killed, everyone switched roles and confusion flew through players minds, this resulted in what was possibly the worst role claim in history, but despite someone claiming Bomb (Which the rules post says was banned) It went to the bitter end, There were Brothers, one town, one mafia, and on the very last day it was all down to them, it was close but the mafia narrowly won, thanks to the Brother cop, and the Brother Goon.
    Although this was short, it was crammed with insanity, and is a large contender, will it do it? It’s a shame the Brothers can’t save it again.

    Mafia VII (Video Gaming mafia): Now, I’ll admit I may be biased, I thought of the Video Gaming idea, but my partner did all the roles (And latter half of the game, assisted by A late replacement) Because of a faulty internet connection, but it was still a brilliant game, the most notable role was the Daytime Vigilante, who pretty much controlled the town, with his day-kill powers, and fast thinking attitude, the town saw victory, as the mafia were being two mafias were being picked off one by one, a top contender? Possibly, just possibly, this may surprise us by getting the award.

    Mafia IX (Ace Attorney Mafia) : After Mafia eight never really happened, we got Ace Attorney mafia, people were hungry to play and let rip the second the game started, there were many key moments in this, Director Hotti going insane, the mafia serial killer, and the town lynching both of their cops in two days in a row, it was a very exciting game, the town did not do very well, they managed to struggle and almost snatched victory from the jaws of defeat towards the end, but to no avail, the mafia narrowly won.
    This is 100% the game to beat, but will it lose out to another mafia game in a surprise result?

    Mafia X (Harry Potter mafia): The most recent, players were incredibly experienced and managed to sniff the two mafia factions out, but that doesn’t mean the mafia did badly at all, a mafia recruiter’s performance got him a chance for the best mafia role, and one of the mafia godfathers could of made it to the end if a record keeper didn’t rat him out.
    It was truly a momentous game, and is fresh in our minds, will that advantage allow it to be the best?

    And that is our mafia round up, and on that note I’m off, I actually was supposed to leave good a couple of days ago but I was kindly reminded I needed to do this speech, at least I left on a high! Goodbye EOFF players, and have fun in future mafias, but for now … I’m going, for good!
    *Disappears forever*


    Here ya go, don't edit any of it out, I spent ages typing it.

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    That is an epic speech by DD.

    Also, awesome that VI won the setup awards. Although that was pretty much all qwerty's doing so he deserves the credit.

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    That was a great speech, Demon Dude


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    14) Best theme

    * Mafia IV - EoFF Staff 6
    * Mafia IX - Ace Attorney 4
    * Mafia II - Disney 1
    * Mafia V - Final Fantasy 1
    * Mafia III - Pokemon
    * Mafia VII - Retro Gaming 1
    * Mafia I - EoFF people 0
    * Mafia VI - WWIII 0
    * Mafia VIII - Breakfast 0
    * Mafia X - Harry Potter 0

    Great theme Del & Miriel!

    13) Craziest Game

    * Mafia X 4
    * Mafia V 3
    * Mafia VI 2
    * Mafia IV 1
    * Mafia IX 1
    * Mafia I
    * Mafia II
    * Mafia VII
    * C9 I
    * C9 II
    * C9 III

    Imagine if there was a nexus

    12) Best Game

    * Mafia V 4
    * Mafia VI 2
    * Mafia IX 2
    * Mafia II 1
    * Mafia IV 1
    * Mafia VII 1
    * Mafia I 0
    * Mafia X 0
    * C9 I 0
    * C9 II 0
    * C9 III 0

    Wow, thanks!

    Coming up next, we have

    11) Best Host(s)

    * Levian
    * Levian and I took the Red Pill
    * Del Murder and Miriel
    * Psychotic and qwertyxsora
    * Lekana and Demon Dude (Roto13)
    * Lekana and Roto13
    * leader of mortals and Denmark
    * Goldenboko
    * Bahamut2000X and WhatVVB

    Quote Originally Posted by Dolentrean
    For people who don’t suck at being creative.
    and the Godfather for Best Host, with another presentation by qwerty.

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    11) Best Host(s)

    * Del Murder and Miriel 4
    * Psychotic and qwertyxsora 3
    * Lekana and Roto13 2
    * Levian and I took the Red Pill 1
    * Levian 0
    * Lekana and Demon Dude (Roto13) 0
    * leader of mortals and Denmark 0
    * Goldenboko 0
    * Bahamut2000X and WhatVVB 0

    You put up with Slowpoke. you deserve this.

    Godfather for Best Host(s): This award is for the host that put the most effort into their game, made it run as smooth as possible, put up with people whining that they didn't win, replaced lazy inactives, wrote up death scenes, and didn't go insane. Running a game is a lot of work, so whoever wins this deserves a whole plate of cookies! (Again written before the vote tally)

    * Del Murder and Miriel 3
    * Psychotic and qwertyxsora 2
    * Levian and I took the Red Pill 1
    * Lekana and Demon Dude (Roto13) 1
    * Lekana and Roto13 1
    * Levian 0
    * leader of mortals and Denmark 0
    * Goldenboko 0
    * Bahamut2000X and WhatVVB 0

    You deserve it del and Miriel. Go have those cookies!

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    Well deserved indeed. Both Mafia III and IV had great set ups with roles that weren't too out there.


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