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    Default The whole mother smurfing thing.

    Have you ever ordered a pizza... For you, and only you (large or xl). Ate the whole thing, thinking how much it would suck if you had to share even just once piece?

    I have done this today. I regret nothing, however my stomach kinda wants to kill me, and is trying to.

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    I once at 16 pieces of pizza, which equates to two whole pizzas. Though they were thin base. But still, I don't regret that, even though I got in trouble for eating my brother's dinner.

    I also raced to see how quickly I could eat a deep pan slice. It took me like 37 seconds to entirely swallow. No regrets, but the near suffocation wasn't pleasant

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    I usually eat a whole pizza when I order, but lately I've been starting to save a few pieces to eat cold the next day because that is just SO good.

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    amg I wish!

    I've never ordered a whole pizza for myself. Everyone's always in on my pizza hullabaloo.

    But if I got a giant pizza right now I wouldn't share one piece with anyone.

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    *snort*

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    I couldn't imagine eating a whole pizza. Whenever we get a large pizza at home, I can never eat more than two or three slices.

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    *roflmao* no, I've never done that xD dear lord.

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    I think I can eat a whole pizza one day! Sometimes I can eat more pizza slices than Jeremy can eat, and that's a start!

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    I live alone, I always order big pizza's just for me.
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    All the time. When I'm left to make my own tea, I often just have a full pizza to myself, my parents really hate it. I once ate a whole pizza and chips, that was immense.

    I hate it though, I get my own pizza and my Mum always goes "cut me a little piece" and I'm like NO. GET YOUR OWN.

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    I have eaten a whole large thing crust deluxe pizza from Dominos several times. It's delicious.
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    I ordered a pizza for myself one lonely day in besançon when I couldn't find anyone to eat lunch with me, so I kept it and took it home with me and ate it since we would always eat dinner so late and I would always be so starving before then.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Caraliz View Post
    amg I wish!

    I've never ordered a whole pizza for myself. Everyone's always in on my pizza hullabaloo.

    But if I got a giant pizza right now I wouldn't share one piece with anyone.
    meanie

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