I'm conan the barbarian.
I'm conan the barbarian.
You hold my heart in your manly hands I wanna feel the throb of your handsome gland. I wanna hold you tight like a newborn kitten, against my flesh like a cashmere mitten. Tickly tick, I'm makin' skin bump heaven and all the way down it's lookin' cleanly shaven. Prickety pricks, it's stubble on stubble I better slow down or I'm in real trouble. Want you, touch you, feel you, taste you! Knick knack whacky whack 'till I see the man stew. spin you around let me see that hole! I'm a tunnelin' in a like a short hair mole. Once I'm inside I'm gonna leave a trace, half in there and half on that face! One finger, two finger, there fingers gone! Mano a mano I love you John!
Originally Posted by Old Manus
Oh, and women are more attractive with the right brands, none of the cheap stuff they sell at department stores, if you're gonna be made up, you have to do it right.
I'm all man and all sexy.
I am quite feminine. And I, amazingly, can fit into size 1 dress even though I'm about 6'3".
To explain, I was in show choir class (I know) and a gold sequin dress was hanging on the chalk board. Long story short, I was dared to put it on and people were surprised at how well it fit.
"Everything has a purpose. It's your life's mission to find yours."
calling all dudes with animu avatars to the thread
oh wait
(-o-)
-tie fighter
I'm curious to how exactly you reconcile the anti-establishment sentiment of the hippie with the blatant materialism of the metrosexual.
I don't even like coffee
Sorry, I'm 100% man.
im kinda masculine for a girl. for instance:
me: *buuuurrrrrrrpppppppp*
mom: geez, why dont you act like a lady like youre supposed to?!
me: well, i did just paint my nails
mom: what, while you were burping and scratching your @$$?!
me: XD yea actually, thats why the polish is all smeary and jacked
mom: XD omigawd whatevar!
lol real convo. friday i think at my mammals bonfire
Oh gods, why? ಥ_ಥ
I don't like metrosexuality, it's something that's definitely not for me. The emphasis on what people wear and having to act a certain way just grates with me.
Not my words Carol, the words of Top Gear magazine.
Simple, being chaotic and anti-government and looking dropdead gorgeous at the same time.
I'm 98% masculine 2% orange chicken with 98% margin of error in my calculation. I might just be 100% orange chicken.
B-E-N-D-E-R BEEENNNDER! B-E-N-D-E-R BEEEENNNDER!
Other than the facial and body hair, not to mention the hanging testicles, penis, and rather low voice, I am quite feminine.
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....o.o.....wow nomius. lol. that was a... rather graphic post XD
Oh gods, why? ಥ_ಥ
I was about to post but .... umm.
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