im kinda masculine for a girl. for instance:

me: *buuuurrrrrrrpppppppp*
mom: geez, why dont you act like a lady like youre supposed to?!
me: well, i did just paint my nails
mom: what, while you were burping and scratching your @$$?!
me: XD yea actually, thats why the polish is all smeary and jacked
mom: XD omigawd whatevar!

lol real convo. friday i think at my mammals bonfire