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    sly gypsy Recognized Member Levian's Avatar
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    I don't think my dad gets much action, but they are funny people I must say. Let me paint you a picture.

    My mother is a christian
    Her drawer has a bible and a boring book in it, about girls on a farm or something

    My father is an ex-sailor
    His drawer has condoms, porn, lube and a spiky dildo in it.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Vermachtnis View Post
    Where you watching That 70s Show? Cause that episode was just on. And I, try not to think about it. Just keeping it outta my mind.
    no I just saw erikramza's thread title and kept thinking it said this

    Quote Originally Posted by ljkkjlcm9 View Post
    you think that's weird... people's grandparents are having sex (not mine, they're dead)... now think about that one!

    THE JACKAL
    my parents are grandparents

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    I dunno. I try not to think about my dad having sex cause *shudder*, but it's easier with my mom. I mean, not that I think about her having sex, but we've talked about the subject quite a bit, and I've heard the story of how she lost her virginity countless times since it was first told to me when I was a child. So it just seems more normal I guess. D:
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    There's nothing wrong with parents having sex, they're human and enjoy it just as much as everyone else
    I used to find it weird but then I matured.

    Smile and Be happy

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    I heard them one night and thought my father was hurting my mom

    Other than that, I try to keep away from the images. I prefer to think of them as asexual.

    Anyone who says sunshine brings happiness has never danced in the rain.

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    As long as I don't dwell on it, I don't feel disgusted. My parents are divorced anyway.

    But until you walk in on your grandparents, you can't even start to say how horrifying your parents having sex is. :X

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    It's the reason I'm here not, isn't it?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Brennan View Post
    It's the reason I'm here not, isn't it?
    That's what you think

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    Sometimes when I was younger I'd wake up in the middle of the night and hear my parents doing it. I always wondered what the smurf they were doing.

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    It's more disturbing when it's your mother and your stepfather.


    *shudder*

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    Quote Originally Posted by Momiji View Post
    It's more disturbing when it's your mother and your stepfather.


    *shudder*
    No it's not. It's only half as disturbing.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zeldy View Post
    Yes, it's worse when you hear it too. oh dear god that was horrible.
    QFT, I cried for 3 hours.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Yaridovich View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Momiji View Post
    It's more disturbing when it's your mother and your stepfather.


    *shudder*
    No it's not. It's only half as disturbing.
    Right, when you hear noises coming from their bedroom; your mom with some guy you hardly know....

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    i was too young to remember. the only memories of my parents when they were toegether were of fighting and screaming

    but my mother-in-law-to-be keeps talking about her and her husband and tries to get details outta me XD im like....uhhhhh no
    Oh gods, why? ಥ_ಥ


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    I usually can't hear, nor do I imagine, but I'm pretty sure when its happening because my parents suddenly decide to lock the door to their room (at 12AM? hmmm....) which makes a loud clicking noise.

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