von Beethoven?

[The Ceej]

You can't just say "Maybe everything I learned in college was wrong" just because of one simple error that really makes no impact upon what you have learned. Everyone makes mistakes. This one was just the mistake of whoever wrote the book.

Fine. Nobody gets the Dechert joke. Whatever. Moving on.

My real name is The von Ceej

That doesn't make a whole lot of sense - 'The of Ceej'? 'The from Ceej'? It only really works with proper names, I believe.

The Ceej is a proper name. First name, The. Last name, von Ceej. At least that's how I fill out internet forms... Sans the von... Until now.