If I end up sleeping over at my girlfriend's house as she hopes, her friends will likely dress me up as a character from a book their cooperating to write in which they are vampires, werewolves, sorcerers, and nobility. I will become Lord Comfy One as I am called by little miss sentimentality. It will likely involve Victorian-style costume with a play-sword used by royalty and I'll be expected to speak in an appropriate tone of voice. God help me for doing whatever is humanly possible to make the unbelievably adorable love of my life happy in every moment I spend with her.