What happened to our Newbie Threads?

[Yar]

It seems that all our newbies anymore are second account trolls anyway.

[KentaRawr!]

Devil Man is the man who spammed us with interesting discussion.

[Momiji]

Maybe the newbies are preemptively growing tired of our greetings. (My 'hi, do you like *insert random object here* *starry eyed*', pg's sexoring, the usual don't feed the mods or trolls statement, Happy Birthday!, etc.)

Maybe we're too intimidating for newbies.

[rubah]

the best newbies will try to integrate themselves without making a scene, so that they get 'whoa, you've only been here since 200x?'

[Momiji]

They're so few and far between though!

[zaqwert]

I made a newbie thread last year when I was totally new! Then I disappeared for a pretty long time and now I am kinda back and not as new as back then. did anyone miss me? lol

[Dolentrean]

This is a Final Fantasy forum? That would explain alot...

I never had a newbie thread, I joined awhile back then vanished, now I am back. I know, great story.

If you guys want I could go wrangle up some newbies. Though that may be illegal.

[Jiro]

I never had me a newbie thread, assumed the people here would hate the newbs