Quote Originally Posted by Jebus View Post
Now you may find it inconceivable or at the very least
a bit unlikely that the relative position of the planets
and the stars could have a special deep significance or
meaning that exclusively applies to only you, but let
me give you my assurance that these forecasts and
predictions are all based on solid, scientific, documented
evidence, so you would have to be some kind of
moron not to realize that every single one of them is
absolutely true.
Where was I?

Libra! A big promotion is just around the corner for someone much more talented than you; Laughter is the very best medicine, remember that when your appendix bursts next week~

Scorpio!~...