Hello. I'm not new, I've had a newberry thread, and I've been posting for thousands of years. You know who I am and if you don't, your recognition and reasoning functions are damaged. I'm posting here because as someone stated in an earlier post, it's unlikely that a real newb (who hasn't posted before) would bother coming here to make their debut when they could just as easily create their own newb thread or post elsewhere. This effectively renders this thread unnecessary.
With that said, "here I come to wreck the DAY!!!!" That is all.