I go through phases. Sometimes I shave twice a day to keep the stubble away (something that my father is unfortunate enough to suffer with, as well) and other times I just shave the moustache and go for a crazy chinstrap goatee thing.

Then, after two weeks of looking like a tramp, I go back to clean shaven and everybody says "Wow did you get a facelift!!!!!!!!!", and I'm all "Err, why are you using so many exclamation marks?".