Hello Pika Art by Dr Unne ~~~ godhatesfraggles
Did you have to make it sound so evil?
There are better places to spam and troll at.
Any threads without topics are unproductive and pointless.
Because otherwise all threads would look like they were made by Baloki, you don't want that.
GC "=/=" LC. General Chat "is not equal to" Live Chat. You can not simply come here to mingle amongst members be they friends, enemies, or cohorts. Every Thread must have a Topic just as every Rhyme must have a Reason just as every Rise must have a Fall and every Ray must have a Beginning. Boing-boing, baby.
Jack: How do you know?
Will: It's more of a feeling really.
Jack: Well, that's not scientific. Feeling isn't knowing. Feeling is believing. If you believe it, you can't know because there's no knowing what you believe. Then again, no one should believe what they know either. Once you know anything that anything becomes unbelievable if only by virtue of the fact you now... know it. You know?
Will: No.
If Demolition Man were remade today
Huxley: What's wrong? You broke contact.
Spartan: Contact? I didn't even touch you.
Huxley: Don't you want to make love?
Spartan: Is that what you call this? Why don't we just do it the old-fashioned way?
Huxley: NO!
Spartan: Whoa! Okay, calm down.
Huxley: Don't tell me to calm down!
Spartan: What's gotten into you? 'Cause it sure as hell wasn't me.
Huxley: Physical relations in the way of intercourse are no longer acceptable John Spartan.
Spartan: What? Why the hell not?
Huxley: It's the law, John. And for your information, the very idea that you suggested it makes me feel personally violated.
Spartan: Wait a minute... violated? Huxley what the hell are you accusing me of here?
Huxley: You need to leave, John.
Spartan: But Huxley.
Huxley: Get out!
Moments later Spartan is arrested for "violating" Huxley.
By the way, that's called satire. Get over it.
More importantly, can any thread ever not have a topic?
This thread is pretty great.
Don't read this.
Seriously, just don't.