Maybe one about me.

[Flying Mullet]

I would have the staff take a course on comedy. They all lack it.

I don't get it.

[Remulak]

You're sharp as a marble like usual.

[Flying Mullet]

That's what mama always told me growing up!

[Psychotic]

I would have the staff take a course on comedy. They all lack it.

Yeah, I tried for a position at Eyes on Comedy but my audition failed, so now I'm stuck here. I can try again next year, though, and I reckon I can make the grade 'cause I've learned a killer routine about bees. PM me if you want to hear it!

[XxSephirothxX]

I would have the staff take a course on comedy. They all lack it.

Maybe it's just my particular brand of humor, but I think it's going to be pretty entertaining when we ban you.

[rubah]

yeah, that's just you

[Marshall Banana]

I think I'd want the staff to give me the ability to change members' avatars. =O

[Levian]

I think I'd actually clean up the Archive. throw some useless stuff out in GC and remove some subforums.

Then afterwards I would read everyone's PM's and organize them into folders!

[Miriel]

Change [/ psy] to [/ miriel]. *sulks*

[Madame Adequate]

Once I would have said put Monda in charge, but she'd just use the power to steal my Rye from me. So no.

Instead I would have them create a Triumvirate at the head of EoFF, consisted of Red Pill, DK, and a bucket of fish. I would decimate the staff. Ten times. (Leaving approximately 35% of the staff still in power.)

Also we would change from Eyes on Final Fantasy to Eyes on Bleys' Crotch and I would make Psy change every forum name to some sort of sex-related pun.

[Jessweeee♪]

I'd have the word "bandwagon" censored to something silly!

[Navi]

An announcement. Because, man, the last announcement is from forever ago and I've already forgotten who Yanimeko or whatshisname is.

That's OK because I never had a clue who the hell you were to begin with.

[Marshall Banana]

Once I would have said put Monda in charge, but she'd just use the power to steal my Rye from me. So no.

Put me in charge, and I will create new holidays; I will create parades; everyone will be a strawberry, a watermelon, chocolate, a Gummi bear, candy, panties, or a Disney Princess; thread icons will turn into strawberries and candies; everyone's signature will include my Chocolate Chip song; and everyone will contract strawberry virus.

Then you'll have a rich feeling.

[NeoTifa]

id ban the sig nazis

[Nominus Experse]

I want dancing penises to cascade down the home screen with the Blaster Master theme song playing.