You're sharp as a marble like usual.
I think I'd want the staff to give me the ability to change members' avatars. =O
I think I'd actually clean up the Archive. throw some useless stuff out in GC and remove some subforums.
Then afterwards I would read everyone's PM's and organize them into folders!
Change [/ psy] to [/ miriel]. *sulks*
Once I would have said put Monda in charge, but she'd just use the power to steal my Rye from me. So no.
Instead I would have them create a Triumvirate at the head of EoFF, consisted of Red Pill, DK, and a bucket of fish. I would decimate the staff. Ten times. (Leaving approximately 35% of the staff still in power.)
Also we would change from Eyes on Final Fantasy to Eyes on Bleys' Crotch and I would make Psy change every forum name to some sort of sex-related pun.
I'd have the word "bandwagon" censored to something silly!
Put me in charge, and I will create new holidays; I will create parades; everyone will be a strawberry, a watermelon, chocolate, a Gummi bear, candy, panties, or a Disney Princess; thread icons will turn into strawberries and candies; everyone's signature will include my Chocolate Chip song; and everyone will contract strawberry virus.
Then you'll have a rich feeling.
Last edited by Marshall Banana; 10-09-2008 at 06:58 AM.
id ban the sig nazis
Oh gods, why? ಥ_ಥ
I want dancing penises to cascade down the home screen with the Blaster Master theme song playing.
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